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Welcome to the tennis court.

-Deejay-

College sophomore a.k.a Second year at Hogwarts. Strictly dickly ;)

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theblogchoseme:

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

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blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

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— 2 hours ago with 54285 notes

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

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prettypussyprincess:

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

HAHAHAHAHA

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— 2 hours ago with 64548 notes

vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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